You’ve all heard of Soap-on-a-Rope and other ridiculous novelty items before and we’ve found another one for the books. It ’s just fun to say it. "Beer on a Stick", "Beer on a Stick", "Beer on a Stick". The invention itself is completely unnecessary, but we have to hand it to Teuber Enterprises, the makers of  Beer on a Stick™, for this is a freakin’ hilarious beer gizmo.

We’re not sure who the target audience is for this emasculating beer gadget, but we say if your beer is getting too warm as you drink it, you’re not drinking fast enough!

If you want to freak out the neighbors go get yourself one or seven at beeronastick.net for around $2.50 each.

WARNING: May cause </head> aches.

The </head> Tag Beer Glass is a brilliant beer glass glass designed for the perfect Weizen beer, aka a wheat beer glass. It’s 23 oz. of beer goodness, which allows for a 1/2 liter of beer, plus space for head, which is explicitly marked out to assist in the perfect pour. So your head probably won’t end exactly where we printed the close head tag. If you’ve got skills then your beer’s head should line up close to the </head> tag on the glass.

We found these beauties on Think Geek, they’re currently running at a price of $9.99 a pop plus shipping.

We just found another one of those beer gizmos that makes you say "Why didn’t this already exist?" It’s called the Tap Board and it is an erasable chalkboard surfaced tap handle created by the guys at Kegerators.com. They say it was created after being irritated by the cost of high dollar taps that only represent one brand of beer.

"The tap board is erasable, so you can write in whatever kind of beer you have on tap." said the designers. "We just wanted to create something that was practical for home bar beer dispensers, but also applicable in the bar and pub scene."

Well, tap boards…. we love you and welcome you to the world of beer gizmos. You can grab a Tap Board off their website for about $22 bucks. Not bad considering most handles cost $40 and above, so this little guy should save you some money in the long run. Check out TapBoards.com for more details or buy a tap board now on Kegerators.com.

We at Beer Gizmos are not one’s to normally get jealous, but when it comes to home brewing we sometimes come upon a beer gizmo that well.. wins our hearts. If you have ever made a batch of beer with the Beer Machine or Mr. Beer gadget you know that your final product leaves much to be desired. The beer usually is cloudy and tastes like gym socks. After a few attempts with these devices you either decide to dive into the world of home brewing and purchase the typical glass carboy setup or you throw your beer machine in the dumpster to forever brew dumpster pints.

If by some miracle you make it through what we call "Phase 2" of home brewing and you make a decent drinkable beer, you may read on about the most glorious of all beer gizmos…the Brew Sculpture.

Three 26 Gallon Kettles allow you to make 20 gallon batches. Just imagine brewing with 4 friends and everyone goes home with 5 gallons of beer. Or you can make beer for a party all in one batch. Seriously, I think I might cry.

Become the coolest person on the block with this beer machine, but know what your doing before you drop 3 G’s on this baby.  The Brew Sculpture available at MoreBeer.com

The term "beer-in-hand" now has new meaning with this heavy-duty beer bottle opener from Craftsman. Never again will you have to make the walk of shame from the garage to the kitchen to get a bottle opener. You know… that one that is made of cheap plastic and cuts your finger every time you use it anyway.

If your mowing the grass or doing some odd jobs around the house and need a refresher, just reach into your toolbox and pull out the ultimate beer tool. Pop the top and enjoy, compliments of Craftsman. Available at Sears.

Spotted these Beer Buckets that are great for an ice cold six-pack and the perfect gift "basket" for holding a Capcatcher and Beer Mug. You can personalize these buckets with up to 4 lines of text in your choice of 6 different fonts. A few ideas or ways to utilize these beer buckets would be as a wedding gift for a best man or groomsman, use them as a marketing tool at a bar or restaurant or as a Birthday or Christmas gift idea for any beer lover. Check out CapCatchers.com for the full fizz and a full catalog of their products.

Besides having a cool name, what Tinchilla does is actually pretty cool. It cools a can of beer in about 60 seconds, but you absolutely have to have ice or this thing does nothing except shake up your beer really fast. I suspect this would be a college student’s cheap alternative to buying a kegerator. Check out Tinchilla for more info.

We ran across probably one of the easiest bottle openers to use on the web. The Bottle Popper is a single stroke cap extractor that pops a cap off in one downward motion. This bottle opener is definitely a crowd pleaser and you will probably end up with all the beers in the vicinity opened because people are fascinated with the gizmo. At $5.99 this bottle opener deserves a home in your bottle opener drawer. Check them out @ http://www.bottle-popper.com

Digital Draft Beer Counter
$79.95
This digital Keg-Meter continuously displays the number of 12-ounce servings of beer left in your pressurized keg. The Keg-Meter also measures and displays the temperature of your refrigerator and mounts directly to the door of your kegerator for easy viewing. Keg-Meter.com

Plasma Beer Mug
$24.99
It’s Alive! For all you mad scientist beer drinkers out there we have a plasma beer mug. It has hollow walls for the plasma gases. The hollow gassed wall get bright and excited upon placing on the charging cradle. You can even direct the plasma around the glass with your fingers.  ThinkGeek.com

Keg Jacket
$45.95
With this heavy-duty insulated keg sleeve you can keep your keg cold for hours. Perfect for tailgating, backyard parties, beer festivals and picnics. Lightweight and collapsible for easy storage and transport, it features sturdy handles for carrying. Also has a pocket to hold and store cups. KegWorks.com

5-Liter Table Top Beer Dispenser
$159.99
Ever seen the 5 liter mini-kegs at the supermarket? Well here is a 5-liter dispenser/cooler that will keep your favorite beer or soda ready-to-serve cold. Features include an easy flow design, drip tray cover, brushed aluminum door panel and indicator light. HelmanGroup.com

Beer Bike
$12,000
This combo has a custom bike trailer with a custom jockey box with draft beer dispensing tower, neon, sound interface and sound system! The bike has a swing arm suspension with coil over springs from a Harley. Frame is 2" tubing. There has never been a bike like this before. Craigerator.com

Hideabeer Can Covers
$9.95
For all you sneaksters out there we found a series of beer can covers specially designed to blend in and not be noticed and to register as not being beer with any one who is looking, offering the perfect can disguise as they are virtually undetectable. A must for summer festivals or outdoor gatherings where be is not prohibited. HideaBeer.com

Beer Soap
$12.95
Man’s answer to having a beer in the shower has finally been answered with Beer Soap. These miniature soaps are shaped like small beer bottles and come in an assortment of common beer colors like Amber, Nut Brown, Lager and Stout. They come is a small 6-pack carrier and are a perfect novelty gift for any beer lover. BeerSoap.com

Beer Clip
$14.95
The next time someone calls out "Who has a bottle opener?" you will save the day with the beer clip. This little beer gizmo is a bottle opening money clip all in one, discreetly holding your cash together until the next beer calls. You can have your initials or company logo engraved on the front, so these make great gifts for friends, family or employees . BeerClip.com

Beer Belly
$29.95
So, here is another secret agent gizmo perfect for sneaking beer into a ballgame, movie or concert using a wearable tube that fits snuggly around your stomach. Fill the belly with beer, strap it on, and go! Also available is a bra you can fill with beer called the Winerack. A must see ladies! TheBeerBelly.com

Hops Holster
$14.95
Forget about double fisting, roll with six cans at a time with this sleak and functional beer belt. The belt comes in an assortment of colors and is made of the finest insulation materials available. The belt would come in handy on camping, hiking and road trips. HopsHolster.com